by Tommy Gimler
When Jayson Werth leaves a message entitled “$126 MILLION AND IN FIRST PLACE – BLOW ME,” you’ve got our attention.
The fellas over at Crossing Broad have really outdone themselves this time. Much like last year’s fake Facebook chats amongst NFL quarterbacks that pretty much had everybody except Eli Manning laughing, the Philadelphia sports blog posted a screen grab of Phillies GM Ruben Amaro’s Gmail account earlier this week. It’s not Amaro’s real inbox, but that’s a good thing. Just like a pair of titties, the fake one is much better.
You can click on the image to make it like Melissa McCarthy huge, but here are our five favorites:
From Jonah Hill: Re: Front Office Position - Dude, it was a movie! I’m an actor.
From Donald Sterling: KKKs - Besides all of those, do you know what the biggest issue with your first baseman is?
From CheapCaribbean: Confirmation #84720 – Your OCT 1 – OCT 14 reservation has been booked!
From Pat Burrell: Question about Alumni Weekend - jk. Check out these pics of the chick I’m banging. HUUUGE T
From Jon Heyman: Deadline Tweet Deals! From $70 - Leak with the best. Always cheaper than Olney!