by Tommy Gimler
Baseball players and managers farting during postgame interviews is becoming almost as common as an East Coast frat house rape. The latest to join the trend was Philadelphia’s Cliff Lee, who blew ass on Comcast Sportsnet after answering several questions pertaining to his shittiness last night.
This one might require another shower, Cliff:
Lee was pounded by the Giants last night, yielding six runs on twelve hits in just a cunt hair under six innings of work. Who knows? Maybe the Thai food he had before the game really put him and his digestive system in a bind and in an impossible position to succeed.
Even though it sounded like he wrecked his boxer briefs, you can’t argue that Cliff Lee isn’t a nice guy. After all, he did look to see if anybody was behind him before he blew mud…