by Tommy Gimler
Everybody picks their nose. It’s just that some are better than others in the discretion department.
Case in point is this Phillies fan picking a glorious Wednesday afternoon to grab some choice seats to watch his beloved team take on the Brew Crew. It was also apparently an amazing afternoon to pick his nose, eat the booger and then go back in for seconds while the Fox Sports Wisconsin camera was on Christian Yelich.
Attention all #Phillies fans! When all cameras are on the NL’s best hitter, it’s probably best NOT to pick your nose and eat it. #ChristianYelich #Brewers pic.twitter.com/i2oK8Qi1k3
— Daily Upper Decker (@DailyUpperDeck) May 16, 2019
Now for the record, Yelich is still on top of the list of guys who can plow my sister, but this story isn’t about that. It’s about being aware of your surroundings and understanding why I’m hesitant to shake anybody’s hand these days…
Wait, there’s more: This Guy Got A Zion Knicks Tattoo Before Last Night’s NBA Draft Lottery, Is An Idiot
You have got to see this shit: